An ode to my family

Sometimes you drive me crazy,

a little frustrated and confused.

But there's one thing to remember ~

I will always love you!

I love you more than you love me and no

take backs...I beat you!

Everyone's favorite grandmother ~

Granny Addy has decided to make another visit to her most cherished elementary school. We are having a special breakfast next week and I was VERY surprised at the number of kids who wanted Granny to be their guest ~ several of them are going to save Granny a seat! Never would I have imagined Granny being this popular! Just goes to show that children do have a soft spot for the elderly.

Soccer Rockers ~ Game #5

As a mom, is it possible to embarrass yourself on the soccer field? I mean, when you are watching your daughter play an exceptionally great game, can you cheer too much? Meg informed me that yes, you can. She played brilliantly last night, and even scored a goal! I know I am a proud mom, but she made these fancy foot moves that showed just how well she can control the ball. I was VERY impressed. After the game we made our customary call to my parents and shared how well everything went (even though we tied 3-3). I was telling my mom how "encouraging" I thought I was to Meg while she was playing when Meg leaned over and in her stage whisper informed me, "You know, mom, you are a little distracting." Whoops, my bad on that.

OK, I'm going to sway you to my side of the cheering issue. During one play, the girl Meg was guarding was trying to swerve around Meg and ended up hooking Megs leg. Meg did this phenomenal air flip and took out the opposing player. As both girls were coming to the ground, the other girls foot landed on Meg's forearm, leaving cleat imprints. You could hear the collective "oooos" from the parents. Did my daughter miss a beat? NOOOO! She finished her very graceful roll, popped up, and charged after the ball. You could tell she was in a lot of pain but the way she cradled her arm against her side, but she NEVER stopped or asked to be taken out of the game. She even congratulated the player after the game for a job well done. You go girl!

"Hey there, Kara."
"Hey there, big sis."
"Are you ready for a field trip?"
"Where are we going, Keli?"
"Why to school on Halloween, silly. Is your forgeterer working better than your rememberer?"
"Yep. I plum forgot about our field trip from the Leisure Land. How does my hair look?"
"Sis, you don't look a day over...50. I think the kids now a days would say you look HOT!"

Psalm 139:1-6

This is one of my favorite segments...this version is taken from a Bible Study I worked through called "Breaking Free" by Beth Moore. If you are looking for a study that will give you tremendous insight to the things in your life that are holding you back, this is the one to get.


"My child, I loved you before you were born. I knit you in your mother's womb and knew what your first and last words would be. I knew every difficulty you would face. I suffered each one with you. Even the ones you didn't suffer with me. I had a plan for your life before you were born. THE PLAN HAS NOT CHANGED, no matter what has happened or what you have done. You see, I already knew all things concerning you before I formed you. I would never allow any hurt to come into your life that I could not use for eternity. Will you let me? Your truth is incomplete unless you view it against the backdrop of my truth. Your story will forever remain half-finished...until you let me do my half with your hurt. Let me perfect that which concerns you.
I remain, Your Faithful Father"

Soccer Rockers Game #4

Same story, fourth verse. The girls lost again but at least they scored one goal...and guess who forgot her camera! This would have been a great game to take pictures of because the field was WET from all the rain the past two days. Basically, the field did not drain and was one big puddle. You literally squished when you walked ~ gross!

This was a very different team than what we've watched in the past. The girls didn't want to get wet and dirty and therefore made some HUGE mistakes. I thought the coach was going to have a coronary trying to get them to play. It was a good lesson for the girls to learn; this was an EASY team and the Soccer Rockers should have dominated them. Maybe next week will be their week.

I am very proud of my girl and how she played her position. Meg Rocks! I wish everyone could come see a game, she is totally in the moment and not easily distracted~believe me, I've tried...I love you Meg! She made some OUTSTANDING plays and never let the ball get away from her. Meg was very defensive, extremely aggressive, and you could tell that she loved to play. That's what playing soccer at 8:00 on a Saturday morning is all about.

Simmer Down People, Simmer Down

Granny Addy will make an appearance on The Blog, she's just a little indisposed right now at her retirement village. You see, she just got confused and a little frustrated thinking The Blog was The View and Granny didn't want anything to do with "those liberals" ~ her words, not mine. As soon as she takes her medicated dosage of Prune Juice and slips on her much worn housecoat, Granny will be pleased to answer any and all questions. But PLEASE don't ask Granny about her relationship with Brad Pitt, that's a sore subject. Since Brad rejected Granny's proposal to be dancing partners on Dancing With the Stars, her support hose have been a little too twisted, if you know what I mean.

Soccer Rockers ~ Game #3

Got some good news, got some bad news. The good news is that the girls played really well tonight and Meg was once again on fire. The bad news is that they lost (0-4). Meg accidentally scored one for the other team by trying to deflect the ball with her head. It was a GREAT shot, just not where she intended for it to land. My poor baby, the coach really let her have it too. I could say something about Meg's coach, but I will refrain and instead encourage my girl. She's got great talent as a Forward.

The many faces

There are those who stay the same no matter what. They resist change. Others adopt the personalities of people around them. I, in true Sybil form, have a plethora of characters that I can become at any given moment. Could this be my true calling in life? An undercover CIA agent, or perhaps a woman in the witness protection program? Maybe my life is destined for stage & screen? The proof is in the pudding. Good thing I like pudding!

It was fun dressing up as Super Girl Rock Star with Elvis (Kara) and Kolton (he was hiding) for our schools Reading Rock Star Road Tour.

We had an 80's day at school for both the Faculty and kids. Meg was in the 4th grade and Drew was in Kindergarten.

Who the Mom

I have this dysfunction that keeps me from knowing when I should blog an event and when I should pass on it. That's probably why there are three blogs from today alone. I might have to sit the next few dances out but this one is too funny not to be shared...just don't tell DREW!

While shopping at Wal-Mart this afternoon, Drew popped off to me (not good). I simply did my motherly duty and placed my hand around the back of his neck. After I had spoken my peace and turned around, Drew rubbed his neck and said, "Man Mom, you sure know how to use those pressure points." How does a Mom respond to that? Well this one replies, "You got that right buddy, and don't you forget it!"

A New Twist

What to know how to play the redneck version of Follow-the-Leader? Mental picture...Matt on the 3-wheeler and Keli following on the riding lawn mower. Matt was showing me the places I had missed as I was mowing when it struck me what game we were "playing".
Trust me, nothing in this family is normal but I wouldn't change a thing!

Soccer Rockers ~ Game #2

Meg had her second soccer game this morning. The team they played against were from downtown Jackson and in no way looked like 12 year-olds. Several of the opposing team members were as tall or taller than their coach! Talk about AMAZON. The parents on our team made it known that we wanted birth certificates checked, but alas, the ref said that all was legit. When a 12 year-old is bigger than I am, in ALL areas of herself, then something is a little off key...know what I mean?

The Soccer Rockers pulled together and made some AMAZING moves on the field. While I was very impressed, Brian was very mortified ~ at me and my lung capacity! WHATEVER! When my baby girl is playing against WOMEN and she only comes up to their chest (literally) I am going to let her know I support her 100%. At least I didn't get thrown out!
Meg was flying all over the field, was extremely aggressive in her moves, and looked GREAT! Let me tell you how tough and dedicated my girl is. She took a punch, yes a punch, to the face and kept going. She took a kick to the knee (that left a shoe seam imprint) and never stopped. The girl Meg was guarding even clawed her in the back and Meg didn't quit or ask to be taken out of the game.
Mia Hamm better watch out. Beckham who?

The family that STICKS together ...

Here's a cute one to put in the record books for the most creative way to get your mom's attention.
Thursday night the boys had more energy than usual and bedtime came earlier than they thought fair (a much used word in our house). At eight o'clock we went through our nightly rituals and then sent the boys to their room ~ they share a room which has both positive and negative side effects. You could hear them talking and giggling and settling down for the night, something that takes them about 30 minutes to complete. It really is heartwarming to hear them, but I would NEVER admit it to the boys as that admission would only extend their bonding time until well past midnight if they new they had an audience!

Thursday night was an exception in their routine in that they were CONSTANTLY coming up with excuses to leave their room...one needed a drink, the other had to use the restroom one more time, a new thought came into their minds that would not wait until morning, they suddenly remembered what they wanted for Christmas...you get the picture. At our house, once you're in bed, there is no getting up until morning, so I was getting a little hot right about now. Here is comes.

I was "this close to going in there" when Matt came in with his puppy dog eyes and handed me a sticky note (yep mom, I have taught my children well) that read "I ame hurte" in crayon. I didn't recognize the handwriting or spelling so I asked Matt about the nature of the note. In the most angelic looking face Matt could pull off, he responded that is "broder" was hurt and desperately needed my attention (Matt can come up with some big words for his age). I called for Drew and in he walks with an innocent air about him and shows me his damaged elbow, yes damaged according to Drew. There wasn't a thing on that boy! Little did I know that this was their latest ploy to get out of the room and they knew that a sticky note would be their golden ticket! Apparently Drew wrote the note with his left hand ~ his writing right hand was injured so that's why the note was sloppy and misspelled.
You gotta give 'em credit for trying.

Soccer Rockers ~ Game #1

Last night Meg had her first soccer game of the season. She was a little nervous about her new positions on the field but excited none-the-less about playing. Since 1st grade Meg has been goalie for all the teams she's played on. This year Coach Scott wanted to try her at Forward, Sweeper, and one other (I'm so up on this position lingo). She was AWESOME, if I do say so myself! I got some great pics but have yet to download them. As soon as I find that silly USB cord I will share some cool shots of my girl. I'm so proud of her!

We've got nothing on E.T.

There is an old saying that I have taken to heart, "It's hard to soar like an eagle when you work with turkeys." Change work to live and you've got our house. I offer you two examples:



#1 ~ My daughter calls the kitchen from her bedroom (right around the corner) to find out what we're having for supper.
#2 ~ My daughter is asleep and my husband is sent to wake her up. His method? Calling her bedroom from the front desk (the kitchen counter) and giving her a wake up call.
And people wonder why I dress like a granny!

On your mark...get set...

Posting, Settings, Templates ~ oh my! Have you ever been so excited about a venture but at a loss as to how to begin? I have all these grand visions on how my family blog should look, time will tell just how many of those visions actually become a reality.
I've told myself that the kids' bathroom would get painted Labor Day weekend but where am I instead? Playing with my blog! Oh well, that 1970's blue funky print wallpaper really isn't so bad.
Disclaimer: To those who are reading this entry, and any in the future, please keep in mind the state of mind of the writer. To those who do not know me, consider yourself fortunate.
And here we go ...